You know you're getting old when...

- your teen niece tells you about her friend's cool ringtones that anyone over the age of 30 can't hear, thus keeping many happy teens in class with their IPhones on.... then you realize YOU are in that category with her teachers who can't hear squat!
- Lee Majors (6 million dollar man fame) who used to be kinda HOT, is now on an infomercial for a hearing aid.
- you get a text with AMBW or AML and need a texting translator (or a teen) to decode it.
- guy classmates you find on Facebook have mostly gone bald.
- while you are typing this post, 5 strands of your OWN hair have fallen out of your head and onto the keyboard.
- you find a picture of your young family, back when there was only 1 kiddo, 1 digit in my pant size, and only 1 month of parenting under my belt....and barely recognize them.